ALAN OR Ø
“Hello there! My name is JJ Brine, and I believe that ALAN is all. ALAN or Ø! Thank you.”
Please refer to our slavish documentation of ALAN’s infinite, ineffable power in this inspirational video:
it is a precious religious resource for those in need of spiritual nourishment and a vital source of TRUTH in the barren lands wherein y’all dwelleth tonight (2NITE).
Thank you Ångel[s]